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Onion outmaneuvers Jones, turns Infowars into parody

Sunday, July 12, 2026 · from 1 podcast
  • The Onion bought Infowars to preserve its value for Sandy Hook families still owed $1.5 billion.
  • It will satirize Alex Jones's 'wellness-to-conspiracy' sales pipeline to expose the grift.
  • The project aims for catharsis, not partisan politics, mocking media that profits from fear.

The Onion didn't just buy a URL. Ben Collins outmaneuvered Alex Jones in bankruptcy, leasing the Infowars IP from a court-appointed receiver while Jones tried to devalue his own assets. The move keeps the brand’s value high enough to eventually generate cash for the families Jones defamed, who haven't seen a cent of the $1.5 billion judgment.

Collins and comedian Tim Heidecker plan to keep the 'War on for your mind' branding but point the lens at the grift itself. The parody will target the 'wellness-to-conspiracy' pipeline that figures like Jones and RFK Jr. use to sell lifestyle products. They are mocking the process of information delivery, not just the content.

"This isn't a partisan attack, but a look at how figures like RFK Jr. and Jones use the same mechanics to sell lifestyle products."

- Ben Collins, The Daily

The Onion purchased the Infowars IP in a bankruptcy auction in November 2024 after Jones failed to pay the judgments. Collins says Jones was unaware of The Onion until they won the auction, and Jones has since personally harassed Onion leadership. The Sandy Hook families support the takeover and thanked The Onion for preserving the asset's value.

Collins views friction as proof of independence. The outlet recently drew fire from the Democratic Party for mocking Joe Biden’s 2024 campaign. The new Infowars will avoid traditional partisan traps to explore the human desperation that leads people to buy into absurdity. It’s an exercise in catharsis for an audience that feels the world has gone mad.

If the project works, the name will signal satire rather than conspiracy within five years. Collins is betting that the same audience that felt gaslit by Jones will find relief in his downfall.

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The Onion’s Latest Joke: Taking Over InfowarsJul 7

  • The Onion purchased the Infowars IP in a bankruptcy auction in November 2024 after Alex Jones failed to pay Sandy Hook defamation judgments.
  • Ben Collins says Alex Jones was unaware of The Onion until they won the auction, and Jones has since personally harassed Onion leadership.
  • The Sandy Hook families support the takeover; Collins says they thanked The Onion for preserving the asset's value.
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Corruption (2)

  • Alex Jones owes Sandy Hook families more than $1.5 billion from defamation judgments, but has not paid any of it.
  • The Onion will lease Infowars assets from the bankruptcy receiver and redirect profits to Sandy Hook families.

Media (5)

  • Jones has relaunched on Rumble with a diminished audience of about 6,000 viewers per stream.
  • Collins argues The Onion targets dominant media formats, and Infowars is the model perfected by Jones.
  • Tim Heidecker believes satire should focus on universal human feelings behind absurd actions, not just mocking Trump's appearance.
  • Collins says The Onion received a takedown request from a prominent Democrat who believed the site sank Joe Biden's 2024 campaign.
  • The Onion's goal is to retrain people so Infowars means something separate from Alex Jones within five years.

Society (1)

  • Infowars was a pills-selling operation; Jones sold supplements by creating fear around invented problems.

Comedy (1)

  • Heidecker sees comedy as a survival tool against real-world chaos, providing audiences catharsis.